Saturday, December 21, 2013

Random Christmas thoughts

If Santa Claus had boots that let water in when he stepped in puddles, would Mrs. Claus really have to give up her Christmas money to bail him out? If he had cold feet for awhile, maybe he would work a little harder on the 364 other days of the year instead of only working one day for free! Santa may be always watching, but watching what? Duck Dynasty? Nascar? Did little Pontius Pilate really break the wing of that Christmas Cardinal or was he really innocent? Making gourds look like people isn't really normal is it? Can shin splints somehow be Karmic justice? Happy holidays!