Today I'm going to take you to a place that some people prefer not to talk about. That's right, we're going to discuss the #2 (code word for poo). Young, old, rich, poor - we all do it.
Two years ago when I was on the local roller derby team, they swore by certain rites. Other than knowing how to play the game and keeping up on the rules, there were unwritten standards. One was to eat pasta on bout day, and another was to make sure you had a consistent poop routine. The girls on the team had no shame in their game and encouraged each other regarding dookie duty. At that time, I was briefed on the proper way to take a poo and why a toilet is not designed properly.
Fast forward to this year's Mother's Day. My sister was gifted with a Squatty Potty. (Some people get flowers and candy. She got a squat stool.) At first she wasn't quite sure what to think, but now she swears by it. That, my friends, is how I first came to know about Squatty Potty. And now I'm the proud owner of one myself.
I'm not a doctor so don't come to me for medical issues. (I might give bad advice!) Be sure to see a doc if you have digestive issues. I'm one of those people myself. I don't have a proper poop routine and I have remedies at home to help get the process going. My poo problems aren't completely solved, but the Squatty Potty sure helps to get waste out quicker. I don't have to rock around on the toilet anymore, trying every which way to "let it go". Squatty Potty is such a simple concept, but one that I'm satisfied with.
While we're talking poo, Squatty Potty also has a line of Unicorn Gold potty spray. Unicorn Gold is a ‘before-you-squat’ potty spray. So be sure to have a bottle on hand to pack the power punch before you dookie. Just a few sprays of Unicorn Gold into the toilet bowl and that skunky, putrid bathroom stench stays where it belongs – trapped deep below the surface of the toilet water.
Unicorn Gold is available in five scents - Citrus Squeeze, Mystic Forest, Tropical Dropsicle, Fruity Booty & Pinch of Vanilla, and there are two sizes available. I have the bottle of Tropical Dropsicle and the fact that I just dropped a deuce in the bathroom is hidden when I spray this in the toilet beforehand. Unicorn Gold is non-toxic and includes real gold nanoparticles. It only takes one or two sprays in the toilet for each use so, although each individual bottle is small, it doesn't take much for it to work.
I have to mention that the Squatty Potty commercials are THE BEST I've ever seen. They make me laugh each time I watch, and they're definitely memorable. Their mascot is Dookie, a mystic unicorn that poops ice cream. And I'm not kidding when I say that I want one!
If you need a gift for someone who has everything or want to work on your own poo problems, be sure to check out Squatty Potty.
One person will win a Squatty Potty and a 2 oz bottle of Unicorn Gold.
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