Today I'm going to take you to a place that some people prefer not to talk about. That's right, we're going to discuss the #2 (code word for poo). Young, old, rich, poor - we all do it.
Two years ago when I was on the local roller derby team, they swore by certain rites. Other than knowing how to play the game and keeping up on the rules, there were unwritten standards. One was to eat pasta on bout day, and another was to make sure you had a consistent poop routine. The girls on the team had no shame in their game and encouraged each other regarding dookie duty. At that time, I was briefed on the proper way to take a poo and why a toilet is not designed properly.
Fast forward to this year's Mother's Day. My sister was gifted with a Squatty Potty. (Some people get flowers and candy. She got a squat stool.) At first she wasn't quite sure what to think, but now she swears by it. That, my friends, is how I first came to know about Squatty Potty. And now I'm the proud owner of one myself.
I won't go into all the details, but the short story is that regular toilets aren't designed to help waste properly eliminate from the body. Research has been done on this, and the Squatty Potty was designed to put people in a squatting position while using the toilet. Squatty Potty is a stool that wraps perfectly around your existing toilet and stores out of the way when not in use. It's designed to be the perfect height, shape and design to work with any toilet. To use the Squatty Potty, you just pull it out to a comfortable distance and place your feet on the foot rests. Then relax and let nature take its course.
I'm not a doctor so don't come to me for medical issues. (I might give bad advice!) Be sure to see a doc if you have digestive issues. I'm one of those people myself. I don't have a proper poop routine and I have remedies at home to help get the process going. My poo problems aren't completely solved, but the Squatty Potty sure helps to get waste out quicker. I don't have to rock around on the toilet anymore, trying every which way to "let it go". Squatty Potty is such a simple concept, but one that I'm satisfied with.
While we're talking poo, Squatty Potty also has a line of Unicorn Gold potty spray. Unicorn Gold is a ‘before-you-squat’ potty spray. So be sure to have a bottle on hand to pack the power punch before you dookie. Just a few sprays of Unicorn Gold into the toilet bowl and that skunky, putrid bathroom stench stays where it belongs – trapped deep below the surface of the toilet water.
Unicorn Gold is available in five scents - Citrus Squeeze, Mystic Forest, Tropical Dropsicle, Fruity Booty & Pinch of Vanilla, and there are two sizes available. I have the bottle of Tropical Dropsicle and the fact that I just dropped a deuce in the bathroom is hidden when I spray this in the toilet beforehand. Unicorn Gold is non-toxic and includes real gold nanoparticles. It only takes one or two sprays in the toilet for each use so, although each individual bottle is small, it doesn't take much for it to work.
I have to mention that the Squatty Potty commercials are THE BEST I've ever seen. They make me laugh each time I watch, and they're definitely memorable. Their mascot is Dookie, a mystic unicorn that poops ice cream. And I'm not kidding when I say that I want one!
If you need a gift for someone who has everything or want to work on your own poo problems, be sure to check out Squatty Potty.
Win It!One person will win a Squatty Potty and a 2 oz bottle of Unicorn Gold.
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54 comments:
I think i would like the citrus one. I also think this is awesome.
I think I would like the Pinch of Vanilla scent.
I think the mystic forest would be the spray I would like.
I think I would like ti try the Mystic Forest.
Fruity Booty! LOL
Mystic forest scent sounds great to me.
I would probably like fruity booty the best.
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I would love the Pinch of Vanilla
The first commercial I saw was last year, I also love them, their explanation makes sense to me. At my age I'm all about making things easier.
either citrus or vanilla looks great!
I'd love Mystic Forest. I don't think I could keep from giggling, squatting on the potty and spraying unicorn spray. Seriously, though, unicorn spray might be the thing that gets my potty-training-resistant, pony- and perfume-loving daughter to finally give up the nappies. I'll have to look into this :-)
I'd like Pinch of Vanilla. I've seen the ads for this. They are so great!
I think I'd like the Fruity Booty fragrance best. It has a snappy name, too!
I think I'd like the Tropical Dropsicle is the scent I would like the most!
Citrus Squeeze for me!
Pinch of vanilla
I think I'd like the Citrus Squeeze scent!
I think I'd like Pinch of Vanilla the best.
I think I'd like the Citrus Squeeze.
I think I would like all of them. But I think I would like Fruity Booty the best.
I think fruity booty sounds the best a that's what I would choose. I love love this giveaway thank you.
I would really like the Pinch of Vanilla scent.
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I think I would like the Fruity Booty.. LOL!
I think scentwise Citrus Squeeze would be my favorite but my favorite name wise is Fruity Booty, hysterical.
Fruity Booty because the name is hilarious! Tropical Dropsical sounds pretty awesome too though!
I am laughing so hard right now...awesome review! I couldn't have made it nearly as clever as you did. I would choose the mystic forest because I think I would have to pretend that I am a unicorn in the enchanted forest every time I sprayed it, haha.
I would like to try the Mystic Forest
Thank You for the chance
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I would love to try the pinch of vanilla.
I would like Fruity Booty lol.
I like Citrus scent. (CoreyOlomon at gmail dot com)
I think that I would enjoy Mystic Forest best.
Mystic Forest
I would choose mystic forest!
I think I'd like the Tropical Dropsicle. The name is so funny!
pinch of vanilla sounds interesting. thankyou, ken pohl19@comcast.net
I would like Tropical Dropsicle.
I'd love a pinch of vanilla!
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pinch of vanilla
I think the mystic.forest
pinch of vanilla would be perfect!!!
Citrus Squeeze
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The fruity booty because it is just fun to say
I like the sound of the Mystic Forest! The sprays have fun names!
We had a similar brand at work and whew!..... literally, it was a lifesaver and that sh!t works! Def ordering some
I would love to try the Tropical Dropsicle. I have saw this product commerical before and love it cause everyone poops
Mystic Forest sounds interesting.
Pinch of Vanilla. I am laughing so hard at..just...this whole post, this whole concept. One of those would be the funniest gift under the tree, that's for sure.
I think I would choose the Tropical Dropsicle.
Citrus Squeeze is the one for me.
Mystic Forest sounds like one I'd like.
Citrus squeeze would be my pick.
I'd get Fruity Booty. What a fun name!
Tropical Dropsicle would be great!
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