Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Squatty Potty and Unicorn Gold Potty Spray - Review and Giveaway

I received products for review.  The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way.  Please do your own research before purchasing products or using services.  Your opinions and results may differ.

Today I'm going to take you to a place that some people prefer not to talk about.  That's right, we're going to discuss the #2 (code word for poo).  Young, old, rich, poor - we all do it.

Two years ago when I was on the local roller derby team, they swore by certain rites.  Other than knowing how to play the game and keeping up on the rules, there were unwritten standards.  One was to eat pasta on bout day, and another was to make sure you had a consistent poop routine.  The girls on the team had no shame in their game and encouraged each other regarding dookie duty.  At that time, I was briefed on the proper way to take a poo and why a toilet is not designed properly.

Fast forward to this year's Mother's Day.  My sister was gifted with a Squatty Potty. (Some people get flowers and candy. She got a squat stool.)  At first she wasn't quite sure what to think, but now she swears by it.  That, my friends, is how I first came to know about Squatty Potty.  And now I'm the proud owner of one myself.

I won't go into all the details, but the short story is that regular toilets aren't designed to help waste properly eliminate from the body.  Research has been done on this, and the Squatty Potty was designed to put people in a squatting position while using the toilet.  Squatty Potty is a stool that wraps perfectly around your existing toilet and stores out of the way when not in use.  It's designed to be the perfect height, shape and design to work with any toilet.  To use the Squatty Potty, you just pull it out to a comfortable distance and place your feet on the foot rests.  Then relax and let nature take its course.

I'm not a doctor so don't come to me for medical issues.  (I might give bad advice!)  Be sure to see a doc if you have digestive issues.  I'm one of those people myself.  I don't have a proper poop routine and I have remedies at home to help get the process going.  My poo problems aren't completely solved, but the Squatty Potty sure helps to get waste out quicker.  I don't have to rock around on the toilet anymore, trying every which way to "let it go".  Squatty Potty is such a simple concept, but one that I'm satisfied with.

While we're talking poo, Squatty Potty also has a line of Unicorn Gold potty spray.  Unicorn Gold is a ‘before-you-squat’ potty spray.  So be sure to have a bottle on hand to pack the power punch before you dookie.  Just a few sprays of Unicorn Gold into the toilet bowl and that skunky, putrid bathroom stench stays where it belongs – trapped deep below the surface of the toilet water. 

Unicorn Gold is available in five scents - Citrus Squeeze, Mystic Forest, Tropical Dropsicle, Fruity Booty & Pinch of Vanilla, and there are two sizes available.  I have the bottle of Tropical Dropsicle and the fact that I just dropped a deuce in the bathroom is hidden when I spray this in the toilet beforehand.  Unicorn Gold is non-toxic and includes real gold nanoparticles.  It only takes one or two sprays in the toilet for each use so, although each individual bottle is small, it doesn't take much for it to work.

I have to mention that the Squatty Potty commercials are THE BEST I've ever seen.  They make me laugh each time I watch, and they're definitely memorable.  Their mascot is Dookie, a mystic unicorn that poops ice cream.  And I'm not kidding when I say that I want one!

If you need a gift for someone who has everything or want to work on your own poo problems, be sure to check out Squatty Potty.
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42 comments:

Brittany Steuart said...

I think i would like the citrus one. I also think this is awesome.

Peggy said...

I think I would like the Pinch of Vanilla scent.

Suburban prep said...

I think the mystic forest would be the spray I would like.

Misty said...

I think I would like ti try the Mystic Forest.

Unknown said...

Fruity Booty! LOL

Dawn Ganey said...

Mystic forest scent sounds great to me.

heymissvirginia said...

I would probably like fruity booty the best.
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Darlene said...

I would love the Pinch of Vanilla

Wanda Patterson said...

The first commercial I saw was last year, I also love them, their explanation makes sense to me. At my age I'm all about making things easier.

Ann Raye said...

either citrus or vanilla looks great!

Marty C. said...

I'd love Mystic Forest. I don't think I could keep from giggling, squatting on the potty and spraying unicorn spray. Seriously, though, unicorn spray might be the thing that gets my potty-training-resistant, pony- and perfume-loving daughter to finally give up the nappies. I'll have to look into this :-)

alissa apel said...

I'd like Pinch of Vanilla. I've seen the ads for this. They are so great!

Michele said...

I think I'd like the Fruity Booty fragrance best. It has a snappy name, too!

stefanie gladden said...

I think I'd like the Tropical Dropsicle is the scent I would like the most!

Kathy E. said...

Citrus Squeeze for me!

s said...

Pinch of vanilla

Patricia Wojnar Crowley said...

I think I'd like the Citrus Squeeze scent!

Shannon O'Neill said...

I think I'd like Pinch of Vanilla the best.

Jillian Too said...

I think I'd like the Citrus Squeeze.

Alana Vester said...

I think I would like all of them. But I think I would like Fruity Booty the best.

Jamie Williams said...

I think fruity booty sounds the best a that's what I would choose. I love love this giveaway thank you.

Maryann D. said...

I would really like the Pinch of Vanilla scent.
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April @ PolkaDots n' PinkySwears said...

I think I would like the Fruity Booty.. LOL!

CindyWindy2003 said...

I think scentwise Citrus Squeeze would be my favorite but my favorite name wise is Fruity Booty, hysterical.

Suzie Williams said...

Fruity Booty because the name is hilarious! Tropical Dropsical sounds pretty awesome too though!

Brandi Dawn Mendieta said...

I am laughing so hard right now...awesome review! I couldn't have made it nearly as clever as you did. I would choose the mystic forest because I think I would have to pretend that I am a unicorn in the enchanted forest every time I sprayed it, haha.

[Whatever U are, be a good one!] said...

I would like to try the Mystic Forest
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Jessica said...

I would love to try the pinch of vanilla.

Darlene Carbajal said...

I would like Fruity Booty lol.

corey1971 said...

I like Citrus scent. (CoreyOlomon at gmail dot com)

aperry said...

I think that I would enjoy Mystic Forest best.

Rochel S said...

Mystic Forest

Brandi Swanson said...

I would choose mystic forest!

Renee Walters said...

I think I'd like the Tropical Dropsicle. The name is so funny!

Ken Ohl said...

pinch of vanilla sounds interesting. thankyou, ken pohl19@comcast.net

janetfaye said...

I would like Tropical Dropsicle.

Edye Nicole said...

I'd love a pinch of vanilla!

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latanya t said...

pinch of vanilla

Jeanne Coulombe said...

I think the mystic.forest

matope said...

pinch of vanilla would be perfect!!!

tracey said...

Citrus Squeeze
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