Tuesday, March 27, 2018

All the F*cks I Cannot Give - Book Review

Book Overview:

When mild mannered yet high performing marketing consultant, Kelly Carson, is unceremoniously fired over the phone by his pretentious boss just weeks before Christmas, it becomes the catalyst for much needed life changes.  Falling under the unexpected mentorship of an unbalanced Hollywood actress currently escaping her own career problems, Kelly follows Terri on a last-minute trip to Hawaii, putting into motion a series of hilarious events and misfortunes that teach Kelly how to let loose, accept the fact that he has a girl’s name, what to do when you mistakenly eat an entire bag of edibles during a plane ride, and, ultimately, how to learn when to no give a f*ck.  This book will have you laughing from the first page and rooting for Kelly until the very end. 

My Review:

Go to your quiet place and lock the door before you start reading All the F*cks I Cannot Give.  For one, you won't want to put the book down and don't need any interruptions.  For another, you don't want to be caught LOLing like a hyena in public.

If you don't mind a few lot of curse words and outlandish scenarios, you'll love All The F*cks I Cannot Give.  It tells of an uptight, nonconfrontational guy named Kelly who is married to a lesbian and gets fired over phone while at the airport.  (By the way, the events involving his lesbian wife are the best part of the book!)  Down on his luck, Kelly meets an actress.  She talks him into a trip to Maui.  While there, Kelly finally gets laid.  He also gets caught peeing in a sink, but gets accused of doing something much more perverse.  Kelly gets into a fight with paparazzi, and a plane gets detoured because he gets high on edibles.  And, that's all just in the first half of the book!

Big kudos to author, Michael Carlon, for this humorous, kinky, gonzo, and amusing book.  It was absorbing, from beginning to end.

I received book for review.  The opinions within this post are of my own and I was not influenced in any way.  Please do your own research before purchasing products or using services.  Your opinions and results may differ.


Mike said...

Thank you for this review. So glad you liked the book.